I have an idea:
What if I were to go to a Starbucks at a particular time and place, both of which I would post here?
That way, you would know I was there, maybe reading, or writing, or talking to someone, and all the while, slowly working myself up. But you wouldn't know exactly which woman I was.
I love the idea that you would study each of the women there, trying to see which one was, at the very moment you were looking at her, dripping wet. (Of course, there may even be others besides me.)
If there were other women with laptops so that I would blend in, I could even bring mine and write a post, live, describing what I am doing/thinking/imagining that you could read later.
I am going to have to think about this some more, but I like the idea.